Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key, and more insights from the HackerNoon team.


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Founder & CEO of Hacker Noon. Grew up on the east coast. Grew old on the west coast. Now, cooking in Colorado.

This Slogging thread by David, Linh, Ellen, Hang, Utsav Jaiswal, Bruno Molteni and Sidra Ijaz occurred in hackernoon’s official #only-at-hackernoon channel.

The secret to being a good hackernoon employee is steering into your adhd

Hang Utsav Jaiswal to debate the pros and cons

But organize your email tho

You get your hands on all the task but we got nothing done :dead-inside:

Classic ADHD tangent – Wait!! Does that mean I’m a good employee? Nice!!

YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING that’s going on at the company at the same time you still don’t understand: 1. blockchain 2. metaverse 3.anything that has anything to do with coding.

Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key

classic ADHD case is when you are in a meeting and you reply to Slack threads and answer emails at the same time :savage-joy:

CLASSIC ADHD: WE MENTIONED HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS out of nowhere in a brand-dashboard meeting :woman-tipping-hand:

(the meeting is still going on, btw)

attention deficit on this thread is over 9000 :savage-joy:

Which meeting was this? Sounds like I should have been there.

It turns out we all have short attention span

And today we learn Bruno looks like Sidra’s younger brother, also during the meeting :savage-joy:

The first step to admitting you have a ‘problem,’ is organizing your email.

Bruno Molteni LOL

Sidra Ijaz please send pic … now I want to know!

Yes that picture would be perfect for this thread 😂

OH: “David, are you trying to explain the metaverse to me?”

Bruno Molteni’s Pakistani doppelgänger


here’s how that convo went:
David: I think we can position HackerNoon Content Management System not as a digital site but a digital economy. You have readers, writers, sponsors, each can do their own things or interact with each other.
Linh: did you just try to explain the metaverse to me or have i been on too many meetings?

This is Chad:

This is Chad in a Haunted Mansion:

my emoji game


When you discover an undocumented technology, you should document it to help the next person looking for it.

Do ADHD symptoms include reacting with irrelevant emojis to a post? asking…

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